Lazy-ass Cosplay

A-Train, formerly of the WWE

Category: Wrestling

Completed: 100%

Cost: $ My Dignity (US$)

Hours to Make: 31 Years

First worn at: Will be worn at my trial for raping Brian Peppers

Inspiration: Watching my hero, the great A-Train, wrestle.

Favorite Aspect: Not having to be in shape at all. ^_________^;

Least Favorite Aspect: The fact that A-Train refuses to sleep with me

Easiest Task: Having the same body type as A-Train. Donuts and beer made this simple.

Hardest Task: Looking at myself in the mirror every morning V_V

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