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Danny gets eliminated again, but it's okay as he'll be back next week all over again. KAYFABE!

A fan-made RPG in which you sexually assault minors. No, really.

Why is Matt Hardy grimacing? Perhaps he just played the latest Smackdown game for the Wii! Find out just how bad it is inside!

Danny cons Hulk Hogan into rehiring him, and we have a selection of hardcore matches. Elsewhere, Trishelle gets told to go fuck herself.

John Cena, and Edge are your new World Champions. Elsewhere, we have five-on-five elimination matches.

Danny Bonaduce gets injured, and eliminated . . . or DOES he?

We lose Nikki this week, prompting everybody to ask themselves who the fuck she is. Also, it looks like Danny might be injured.

Erin Murphy is a jabroni, in a show where everybody dresses up like a character. Except for Dennis, and Danny. They're just themselves.